Free Hot Dogs today @ Village Fitness 24/7!!

[EA Village Fitness]

Come celebrate the progress at Village Fitness 24/7 today at 1pm and get free hot dogs!!! See ya then!

[Mr.Man]

Really?  Hot dogs at a fitness club?

[Cap'n Ken]

Really?  Hot dogs at a fitness club?

Pretty brilliant, actually. If you're the Homer Simpson type who springs into action at the worlds "Free Hot Dogs!", you're probably in need of the services they offer.

[Mr.Man]

If you are the Homer Simpson type then I hope they have couches in that place!

[Fawkes]

That's what I call "growing" the business! 

[bestPBRever]

Really?  Hot dogs at a fitness club?

Pretty brilliant, actually. If you're the Homer Simpson type who springs into action at the worlds "Free Hot Dogs!", you're probably in need of the services they offer.

yeah, how many people are going to jump at the offer of a free salad.

[Mr.Man]

Free smoothies?  Free muffins?  Free week of workout?

[Payinthedues]

Are you guys still doing the $1 sign ups? No hot dog necessary.

[TraciDeb]

Could be turkey or tofu...

[JBB]

Seriously ... crappy-ass telephone pole signs?  Will you give me a membership in exchange for my junk car?

[Cap'n Ken]

Seriously ... crappy-ass telephone pole signs?  Will you give me a membership in exchange for my junk car?

Seriously? Where?

[JBB]

Seriously ... crappy-ass telephone pole signs?  Will you give me a membership in exchange for my junk car?

Seriously? Where?

at least 3 in the se corner of moreland and glenwood

[Cap'n Ken]

Seriously ... crappy-ass telephone pole signs?  Will you give me a membership in exchange for my junk car?

Seriously? Where?

at least 3 in the se corner of moreland and glenwood

Yep.

Fuck. Them.

[Patches]

Seriously? "fuck them" I think we have bigger problems in the village than coroplast street signs. I hate and remove telephone pole signs with the best of them, but this is a business that's trying to establish themselves here in our Community, unlike "cheap mattresses" or "cash for junk cars" I'm sure they can be reasoned with. Give them a break, I don't see you give that reaction to people getting robbed at gun point, or home invasions. Those should elicit a "fuck them" battle response, not a potential business to EAV.

[Cap'n Ken]

Seriously? "fuck them" I think we have bigger problems in the village than coroplast street signs. I hate and remove telephone pole signs with the best of them, but this is a business that's trying to establish themselves here in our Community, unlike "cheap mattresses" or "cash for junk cars" I'm sure they can be reasoned with. Give them a break, I don't see you give that reaction to people getting robbed at gun point, or home invasions. Those should elicit a "fuck them" battle response, not a potential business to EAV.

Yes, fuck them. You don't have to share my opinion.

And I don't operate on the Problem Prioritization System (i.e. it's a load of horse shit when somebody throws out the "I think we have bigger problems than ..."). This is something that's detrimental to our neighborhood, it's illegal, it's something that I have chosen to spend my time fighting and it's absolutely shitty for a business that wants the support of this neighborhood to engage in this practice. So I'm calling them out on it and saying in no unclear terms that any business that behaves in this way is not one I think people in our neighborhood should support.

And, again, feel free not to agree with what I think or say.