Apparently we only need 5.5 people to throw in a thousand bucks? Perhaps even cheaper by now?
http://weeklypaper.org/listing/Madison-Theatre/id/6775
I'm fairly certain this is just an ad to rent The Madison... they give it away with this very Abe-esque detail: "Its "as is" meaning the tenant would be responsible for fixing up and restoring the property."
What a deal!!! 
Yeah, $5,500 a month and you get to foot the bills for an unknown but likely unbelievably huge rehabilitation cost.
Heckuva deal ...