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Offline villagemom

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Re: Help me win a food argument!
« Reply #75 on: January 14, 2012, 10:58 am »
Popcorn - if that guy wants food created in America by Americans' then he must be referring to Native Americans and it is they who created the blessed popcorn to accompany our movies (and theirs and Bollywood too) |@|

We also created the potato crisp (chip in the states), developed in Saratoga Springs, New York.

The legend is that Thomas Jefferson perfected the infamous French Fry.

So you tell that guy it is the American's who invented all food that the English love to eat, the crisp and the chip. Oh yeah, don't forget the peanut too, they love those with their pints.

Let me at the guy and I'll eat him for lunch |@|

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Re: Help me win a food argument!
« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2012, 11:16 am »
This whole thread is causing me to flash back to one of the executives of the company I worked for in Austin. He liked to wear socks, ties and pocket squares all in the same pastel and thought he was the epitome of classiness and culture. "The majority of Americans don't even have passports," he would sniff. He got to his position purely because of his father.
His father was a noted journalist, a Lord, the inspiration for a character in a book by Evelyn Waugh, a good friend of Denis Thatcher and had traveled with Princess Diana on a charity mission. He was totally friendly and down to earth and if he had anything bad to say about Americans, he certainly was polite enough not to say it around me.
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Re: Help me win a food argument!
« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2012, 03:00 pm »
Popcorn - if that guy wants food created in America by Americans' then he must be referring to Native Americans and it is they who created the blessed popcorn to accompany our movies (and theirs and Bollywood too) |@|

We also created the potato crisp (chip in the states), developed in Saratoga Springs, New York.

The legend is that Thomas Jefferson perfected the infamous French Fry.

So you tell that guy it is the American's who invented all food that the English love to eat, the crisp and the chip. Oh yeah, don't forget the peanut too, they love those with their pints.

Let me at the guy and I'll eat him for lunch |@|

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Re: Help me win a food argument!
« Reply #78 on: January 14, 2012, 03:02 pm »
"The majority of Americans don't even have passports," he would sniff.
I'd like to know what countries exist where the majority of citizens have passports.
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Re: Help me win a food argument!
« Reply #79 on: January 19, 2012, 03:52 pm »
So, what happened?

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Re: Help me win a food argument!
« Reply #80 on: January 19, 2012, 04:08 pm »
"The majority of Americans don't even have passports," he would sniff.
I'd like to know what countries exist where the majority of citizens have passports.

We don't fuggin' need 'em.  Europe's so small they need passports to use the loo.