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Offline Fawkes

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Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« on: October 10, 2011, 09:09 am »
Hey buzzers... it's getting to be that time of year again...
Orphans Thanksgiving at the Fawkes compound... ( which is on the verge of being re-christened as "Superfriends HQ" cause we like cartoons and are narcissistic).

Early inquiry... who's down this year?
I'm gonna try to stay away from opiates this year and not sing any Hall and Oates (long story).


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« Last Edit: October 10, 2011, 09:11 am by Fawkes »
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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2011, 09:51 am »
My mom will be here so we'll probably come over. Normally we do nothing, but I'm sure Mom would like to meet/see y'all and a have some traditional noshies.
Gura féis ic faelaib do chorp, ocus gura fáilid fiach ármuige ós do bruinne.

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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2011, 09:54 am »
My mom will be here so we'll probably come over. Normally we do nothing, but I'm sure Mom would like to meet/see y'all and a have some traditional noshies.

Cool! I met your Mom a few years ago, very nice lady! We got on very well.
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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2011, 12:10 pm »
Depends, what is going to be in the stuffing this year ;)?

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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2011, 12:16 pm »
Depends, what is going to be in the stuffing this year ;)?

What would you like in it or not in it? I'll make SFPK-specific stuffing this year!

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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2011, 12:46 pm »
I like my stuffing super plain.  No hidden surprises like pork or berries.  Since yu have offered to make this for me, I shall be in attendance, even if there will not be any Hall and Oates serenading.

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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2011, 08:44 pm »

I'm gonna try to stay away from opiates this year and not sing any Hall and Oates (long story).


Roll call?
I have no idea how I got home last year...

So, yeah, I'm in!!  And I'll pick up a box of Stove Top for SFPK so you can go crazy with the stuffing for the rest of us.   |@|

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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2011, 10:19 am »

I'm gonna try to stay away from opiates this year and not sing any Hall and Oates (long story).


Roll call?
I have no idea how I got home last year...

So, yeah, I'm in!!  And I'll pick up a box of Stove Top for SFPK so you can go crazy with the stuffing for the rest of us.   |@|

You can start with Udi's Gluten Free Bread so when you smother everything is breadcrumbs it doesn't become inedible. 
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Or maybe they're happy and content, living their little donut lives until the monstrous humans come along to rip their doughy flesh open with their teeth, sucking up their jelly innards.

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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2011, 10:24 am »

I'm gonna try to stay away from opiates this year and not sing any Hall and Oates (long story).


Roll call?
I have no idea how I got home last year...

So, yeah, I'm in!!  And I'll pick up a box of Stove Top for SFPK so you can go crazy with the stuffing for the rest of us.   |@|

You can start with Udi's Gluten Free Bread so when you smother everything is breadcrumbs it doesn't become inedible. 
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Ah yes... I need to account for gluten this year! I can do that. Where can I get that bread?
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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2011, 11:26 am »
I'm pretty sure Charley and I will be in. It's a tradition! :)
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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2011, 11:28 am »

I'm gonna try to stay away from opiates this year and not sing any Hall and Oates (long story).


Roll call?
I have no idea how I got home last year...

So, yeah, I'm in!!  And I'll pick up a box of Stove Top for SFPK so you can go crazy with the stuffing for the rest of us.   |@|

You can start with Udi's Gluten Free Bread so when you smother everything is breadcrumbs it doesn't become inedible. 
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So does that mean you'll be there for the eatin' this year? 

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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2011, 11:41 am »
I keep reading the title of this post as "Oprah's Thanksgiving".
Then the second thought is - I never pegged Fawkes as an Oprah kind of guy.
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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2011, 11:49 am »
I keep reading the title of this post as "Oprah's Thanksgiving".
Then the second thought is - I never pegged Fawkes as an Oprah kind of guy.

I'm really not!
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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2011, 12:02 pm »

I'm really not!

But you could make this or this.  Two surefire ways to Figurama-proof Thanksgiving.

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Re: Orphan's Thanksgiving, 2011 edition
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2011, 12:21 pm »
What is Orphan Thanksgiving?  I am guessing it is for orphaned Buzzers to gather on Thanksgiving.
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