Best show on TV. I think i'm going to start carrying two knives like Raffi so I can better handle disputes (because words don't solve anything). When I saw this Taco song I was hooked.......
It's your birthday today
What could that mean, I guess I'll try to explain
That five years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.
And 9 months before that magical day
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
And they were having a good time.
They were dancin’ and drinking wine
Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday.
And when they got home they were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
And he tore her panties off
And his wee wee was hard as a rock.
And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
So they formed a 69
And your mom came at least 3 times.
And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom
That he forgot to put a condom on...
