OK, so I'm an idiot for not piecing this together before - Grouch, you're moving up to one of "those" neighborhoods, aren't you? Explains the touchiness, so remember I never said everybody who lives up there is a douche, though there's probably a lot of pressure to become one.
Hmmm...last I heard I wasn't moving anywhere yet. 
Yeah, we're house shopping, but so far we've been looking solely in the OP area (and surrounding 'hoods).
Well you've said you were looking for a new place and I was thinking back to your line about "BarHeel and me" being douchebags, and I know BarHeel has made the move. 2+2=3.5 though.
BTW, you should start a thread about your house hunt. I had a great time back in 2003 writing about all the weird-ass places we looked at.
Yep, I did make the move across the Rubicon that we know as I-20. But lucky for me, I was a douchebag
before I moved. So my life is a lot easier in our new 'hood amongst all the other douchebags.
But seriously: don't get me started on my 'fish out of water' stories. Family circumstances brought me here, but I still feel like a Beverly Hillbilly. On the bright side, the Ansley Kroger stocks both PBR cubes and tall boys. But man, are there ever a lot of douchebags there...
And on a related note regarding the very beginning of this thread: is it possible for CK to be a troll on his own website?
