Bad Joke Friday

[The Lord of the Jungle]

This woman ordered an exotic snake through a mail order operation. When the package arrived, there were only feathery scarves in the box...










Apparently, the boa cons tricked her.

 

[J. Grouchy]

can i request this thread be locked and/or deleted?

[Mudd]

Did you hear the one about the clairovoyant midget that escaped jail?









Small Medium at Large

[enduser]

CLEAR!

[The Lord of the Jungle]

Did you hear the one about the clairovoyant midget that escaped jail?









Small Medium at Large

   THAT'S the spirirt!

[Opti1]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?











One is made of plastic and is harmful to children. The other is used to carry groceries.

[adamphoto]

A farmer walked out to the barn and found his chicken and his cow having sex..

His response.... BrownChickenBrownCowwwww  (said like Bow chicka bow wow)


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[sassyassy]

omg the buzz just turned into my 82 year-old gramma.

[adamphoto]

omg the buzz just turned into my 82 year-old gramma.

oooh, funny one!  What else u got?




What's a Fish without eyes?








wait for it..







wait...








FFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thanks 4th grade, i miss you!

[barbecuesteve]

Did you hear the one about the clairovoyant midget that escaped jail?









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That was two thirds of a pun! Pee yew!

[Mudd]

That was two thirds of a pun! Pee yew!

 

[Go Sox]

Bear walks into a bar.

Bartender starts to walk up to the Bear to take its order, when the Bear suddenly turns to the "questionably dressed" woman in the next stool and gobbles her up.

"Now wait a minute," says the bartender, " this is not that type of bar.  We do not allow drugs in here.  You're gonna have to leave."

"But, why?" asks the Bear, "I'm no druggie!"

"I beg to differ, Sir," responds the bartender, "that's a bar-bitch-you-ate."


Ba-da-da!  CHA!

[Mudd]

It's definitely time to shut down this thread....

[Opti1]

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his pants. The bartender asks "Is that a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies "Arrrrr. It's drivin' me nuts."

[Go Sox]

Pirate walks into a bar.

Walks up to the bartender . . . "GAAAAAR . . . GIVE ME A CASK OF ALE . . . "

Bartender responds "Sure thing, Mr. Pirate, but mind if I ask you a question first?"

"GAAAAAR . . . GO AHEAD . . . "

Bartender:  "Do you have any idea that you have a steering wheel down your pantaloons?"






"GAAR, I do!  And it's driving me nuts!!"

(I slay me!)

(LOTJ made my month!   )