Athens-Clarke County
You may not get drunk on “The Bus��?.
Alabama slingshots may not be used in the city limits.
No one may bath in Sandy Creek Lake.
Atlanta
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
One man may not be on another man’s back.
Cobb County
At Nickajack Elementary School, all peanut products are banned, even peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Columbus
No one may practice the business of tattooing on Sunday.
It is illegal to carve your initials on a tree, even if it is on your own property.
Model airplanes may be flown so long as they stay on either private property or city property adjacent to the county morgue.
Blow guns are not allowed to be used within the city limits.
Cussing over the telephone is against the law.
No one may tease an idiot.
It is illegal to wear a hat in a movie theater.
Crosses may be burned on someone else’s property, so long as you have their permission.
To swim in any pond in the city, one must wear a ‘suitable bathing suit’.
Barber shops may not open on Sundays.
Stink bombs are not allowed in the city limits.
Picnics are prohibited in graveyards.
No person may be buried under a sidewalk of a cemetery.
It is illegal to set one price for two beers.
Columbus
Bars may not hold a “Lady’s Night��?.
All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall.
The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
Can’t cut off a chicken’s head on Sunday.
It is illegal to carry a chicken by it’s feet down Broadway on Sunday.
Conyers
One may not place a dead bird on a neighbor’s lawn.
Dublin
Rocks may not be thrown at birds.
A person must obtain a permit to spread rat poison.
Persons may not wear hoods in public.
It is illegal to play catch in any city street.
Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.
Gainesville
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
Jonesboro
It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy.
Kennesaw
Every head of household must own a gun.
Marietta
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
Quitman
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
Roswell
Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.
The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured.
ST. Mary's
No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.