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Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« on: June 12, 2008, 01:58 pm »
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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 02:20 pm »
Photos were fine, but the narratives were awesome.  Fascinating stuff...

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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 02:22 pm »
one of my college roommates was a phone sex girl for a while, made for some really funny stories

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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008, 02:29 pm »
That's an awesome site.  I love phone sex operators.

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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 02:32 pm »
Yes, the narratives are the real gem here.

"To the caller, when I first answer, I am the inanimate Barbie. They do not know what I look like, who I am or how I feel. They can only imagine. It is my job to indulge their fantasies, to convince them that I am not a doll. I am their dream turned real. I view every question the caller asks me as a command for me to transform. If they ask if I am blonde, I become a blonde. If they ask how wet I am, I tell them that my panties are drenched. I respond to every sound the caller makes with an affirmation, I encourage them, I breathe life into their fantasy, I carve the doll out of flesh. I do not view myself as this doll, as the commodity. I am the manufacturer who creates her from the blueprint that the caller provides me. When the caller comes, it is positive feedback. Like an architect patting his contractor on the back.”

I think I just cracked a fat.   :-[

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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 02:34 pm »
Yes, the narratives are the real gem here.

"To the caller, when I first answer, I am the inanimate Barbie. They do not know what I look like, who I am or how I feel. They can only imagine. It is my job to indulge their fantasies, to convince them that I am not a doll. I am their dream turned real. I view every question the caller asks me as a command for me to transform. If they ask if I am blonde, I become a blonde. If they ask how wet I am, I tell them that my panties are drenched. I respond to every sound the caller makes with an affirmation, I encourage them, I breathe life into their fantasy, I carve the doll out of flesh. I do not view myself as this doll, as the commodity. I am the manufacturer who creates her from the blueprint that the caller provides me. When the caller comes, it is positive feedback. Like an architect patting his contractor on the back.”

I think I just cracked a fat.   :-[

Yeah, the idea of comparing ejaculation to an architect patting a contractor on the back has a certain creative license that I think perhaps has vexed my imagination.

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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 02:34 pm »
Photos were fine, but the narratives were awesome.  Fascinating stuff...

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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2008, 02:35 pm »
I think this'll wait 'til I'm off work...

...but I'll definitely be reading it then.

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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2008, 03:13 pm »
I think this'll wait 'til I'm off work...

...but I'll definitely be reading it then.

ditto, this can't be safe for work.  Great conversation with my boss I envision......well, I wasn't on the sex line, I was just looking at the pictures of phone sex operators...........unconfortable silence, but it might be followed by a severance package...........hmmmmmm, maybe I should start thinking about clicking above.
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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2008, 03:29 pm »
It's not bad.  The are just regular girls.  Some are in pin-up poses, some not.  Did not see any nudity.
But I guarantee you will break out into laughter at some point.
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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2008, 05:13 pm »
I don't know what these women make but it's not enough.
http://www.phonesexpranks.com/

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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2008, 07:13 pm »
Yes, the narratives are the real gem here.

"To the caller, when I first answer, I am the inanimate Barbie. They do not know what I look like, who I am or how I feel. They can only imagine. It is my job to indulge their fantasies, to convince them that I am not a doll. I am their dream turned real. I view every question the caller asks me as a command for me to transform. If they ask if I am blonde, I become a blonde. If they ask how wet I am, I tell them that my panties are drenched. I respond to every sound the caller makes with an affirmation, I encourage them, I breathe life into their fantasy, I carve the doll out of flesh. I do not view myself as this doll, as the commodity. I am the manufacturer who creates her from the blueprint that the caller provides me. When the caller comes, it is positive feedback. Like an architect patting his contractor on the back.”


Yeah, the idea of comparing ejaculation to an architect patting a contractor on the back has a certain creative license that I think perhaps has vexed my imagination.

I like it!

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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2008, 07:20 pm »
Yes, the narratives are the real gem here.

"To the caller, when I first answer, I am the inanimate Barbie. They do not know what I look like, who I am or how I feel. They can only imagine. It is my job to indulge their fantasies, to convince them that I am not a doll. I am their dream turned real. I view every question the caller asks me as a command for me to transform. If they ask if I am blonde, I become a blonde. If they ask how wet I am, I tell them that my panties are drenched. I respond to every sound the caller makes with an affirmation, I encourage them, I breathe life into their fantasy, I carve the doll out of flesh. I do not view myself as this doll, as the commodity. I am the manufacturer who creates her from the blueprint that the caller provides me. When the caller comes, it is positive feedback. Like an architect patting his contractor on the back.”

I think I just cracked a fat.   :-[

Yeah, the idea of comparing ejaculation to an architect patting a contractor on the back has a certain creative license that I think perhaps has vexed my imagination.

makes me grateful i've never patted a GC on the back...i'd suddenly have to question everything i thought i knew. 
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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2008, 07:43 pm »
I don't know what these women make but it's not enough.
http://www.phonesexpranks.com/

Wow!  I really like the Clippy girl!  I think she might even have my sunglasses!!!

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Re: Ever wonder what phone sex operators look like?
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2008, 07:43 pm »
So Tank?  Never mind.  Don't really want to know.
I knew a chick who worked in a jack shack on Cheshirebridge road years ago.  Now, that's some interesting stuff!!!

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