Whenever I come in from outside, there are at least three stuck to my shirt, and I even found one in my hair. Of course, since I am slightly insane, I then spend the next hour convinced that I can still feel them crawling all in my hair. Now I find out that they also stink? That's it, the outdoors is too scary for me, if you need me I will be hunkered down in my nerd cave until these evil kudzu dwelling fart bugs disappear.
