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maddog

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Sunflower Thief
« on: August 08, 2011, 01:03 pm »
First, I thought you were casing my house because you were being weird and staring while your dog was pissing on my fence, but then I realized you were casing my sunflowers after you walked up my driveway and treated yourself. Not cool asshat! Either grow your own or ask first.   :o   <--- That was me as I was watching out the window.
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Offline angryuser

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Re: Sunflower Thieve
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2011, 01:25 pm »
This would probably have been more effective had you actually said it to the person you watched actually taking your flowers.
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2011, 03:17 pm »
people will steal anything. someone came right up next to our house and stripped our blackberry bushes bare earlier this year. Also swiped all my pumpkins a few years ago. (which turned out to be funny because word came back to me the thief thought it was watermelon (?!?) and apparently got quite sick.)
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Re: Sunflower Thief
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 04:57 pm »
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Re: Sunflower Thieve
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2011, 03:05 pm »
Quote from: lorelei on August 08, 2011, 03:17 pm
people will steal anything. someone came right up next to our house and stripped our blackberry bushes bare earlier this year. Also swiped all my pumpkins a few years ago. (which turned out to be funny because word came back to me the thief thought it was watermelon (?!?) and apparently got quite sick.)

Hhahahaa..... really? How dumb do you have to be to make that mistake?
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Re: Sunflower Thieve
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2011, 03:13 pm »
Quote from: strawberrythief on August 09, 2011, 03:05 pm
Quote from: lorelei on August 08, 2011, 03:17 pm
people will steal anything. someone came right up next to our house and stripped our blackberry bushes bare earlier this year. Also swiped all my pumpkins a few years ago. (which turned out to be funny because word came back to me the thief thought it was watermelon (?!?) and apparently got quite sick.)

Hhahahaa..... really? How dumb do you have to be to make that mistake?

they were those super-gigantic pumpkins, and weren't ripe yet, so were yellow and oddly shaped. But yeah... stupid.
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