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Offline ramjet

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ode to M.R.
« on: January 06, 2012, 12:16 am »
ode to Mitt

A shout out 2 Republicans
who're off to sticky start
in searching for a candidate
who somehow looks the part

If Romney is their choice of choice
& he's the one their loven
this Mitt they plan on cooking with
may burn them on the oven

religion plays a mega roll
among the righteous right
a religious disagreement
will cause a nasty fight

should they pick a candidate
their churches have rejected
they'll blow away their hope and prayers
a pub will get elected

if Romney were to be the pick
the pubs would see revolt
the lords of southern Baptist lands
will say "he's in a cult"

this Mitt is not the perfect fit
this pub does not conform
would he swear his office oath
a-top the book of Morm

separation of church & state
is only just a myth
while every single candidate
declares the church their with

this shouldn't make a difference
but im betting that it will
when weeding out the candidates
the pubs send to the hill

the pickings may be looking slim
but doubtful is the case
the pubs have yet to gather round
the dog their gonna race  ;)


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Re: ode to M.R.
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 08:02 am »
 :)% :)% :)%
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Re: ode to M.R.
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 08:15 am »
Don't be such a stranger, dude. I live for these things.
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Re: ode to M.R.
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2012, 08:18 am »
 :)% :)% *:)*

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Re: ode to M.R.
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2012, 08:26 am »
Agreed.  It's been way too long!  Another great one!   |@|
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Re: ode to M.R.
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2012, 08:48 am »
You are the MASTER!!   *:)*

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Re: ode to M.R.
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2012, 11:15 am »
Yeah!!  :)% I've been missing Odes. Great ode, Ramjet!

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Re: ode to M.R.
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2012, 11:24 am »
Nice one!  <:)~

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Re: ode to M.R.
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2012, 12:06 pm »
If someone could collect them, I bet we could quite readily put together a self-published tome.

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Re: ode to M.R.
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2012, 01:02 pm »
If someone could collect them, I bet we could quite readily put together a self-published tome.
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2012, 02:07 pm »
Super!   <:)~

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Re: ode to M.R.
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 07:31 pm »
Agreed.  It's been way too long!  Another great one!   |@|


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