ode to Rick Santourm & the Anti-Friess
ode to Rick Santorum
and all the time he's spent
thawing out the comments
Foster Friess had truly meant
While Ricky preens for president
Its Foster Friess who's yacking
his public quips on birth control
gave Rick a "super-packing"
The Sex Ed class for woman
that was taught by Foster Friess-
"contraception was once simple
Hold an aspirin with your knees"
His billion dollar babble
has some women taken back
Was this just "off color"
or a women's rights attack?
Was his icy comment
one billionaire's opinion
or is it also fostered
by Santorum and his minions?
This aspirins caused some headaches
and they need to somehow manage
to focus less on birth control
and start controlling damage
If Frieze would see Santorum be
the commander and the chief
maybe he should try and hold
an aspirin with his teeth
