Ode to the Elephant Graveyard
Load your plate with peanuts
& get yourself a brew
It's time to start the show off
This ain't no petting zoo
Babar's packed his trunk
The battle lines are clear
We won De-Tusk-Aloosa
Now we stalk them here
Do elephants forget?
Surely they remember
That painful tiger bite
We gave them in November
Come grazing on our field
& later in the day
The elephant who charges
Is gonna have to pay
So bring it Monday Dumbo
Use all your circus tricks
We'll send you pachyderming
Stampeding to the sticks
The thunder that you heard
Will be without a doubt
our fans collecting ivory
while your Tide is washing out
Loyal Fans are ready
unleash the Tiger Pride
the Tigers teeth are ready
to cause a "Crimson Tide"
