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Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« on: November 29, 2011, 04:06 pm »
Going on a cruise soon, has anyone had experience using "rum runners" to sneak booze onto the ship?  Is it worth the effort?  Does anyone have one I can borrow or buy?  Are they sold in Atl?  Not looking forward to the huge bar tabs I'm sure to get.

http://www.rumrunnerflasks.com/
« Last Edit: November 29, 2011, 04:09 pm by deadjoe »

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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 04:50 pm »
What I usually do, is stop at the port of calls that have duty free shops and buy it there. Baggy shorts and a properly placed towel will get you through.
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2011, 05:03 pm »
Can't you treat it like a college football game and bring in an ass pocket plastic flask like a civilized adult?
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 02:29 pm »
Can't you treat it like a college football game and bring in an ass pocket plastic flask like a civilized adult?
That's not going to get you through a cruise.  :(~
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 02:32 pm »
Can't you treat it like a college football game and bring in an ass pocket plastic flask like a civilized adult?

I come close to killing that particular type flask by halftime.
How in the hell is that supposed to last a full cruise?
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 03:46 pm »
Can't you treat it like a college football game and bring in an ass pocket plastic flask like a civilized adult?

I come close to killing that particular type flask by halftime.
How in the hell is that supposed to last a full cruise?

It was a joke. The whole thing seems silly to me. Part of my motivation for quitting smoking was not wanting to be so dependant on any substance that I'd have to ever go to lengths worrying about avoiding being apart from that substance.
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 03:51 pm »
Part of my motivation for quitting smoking was not wanting to be so dependant on any substance that I'd have to ever go to lengths worrying about avoiding being apart from that substance.

comparison does not compute.
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2011, 04:15 pm »
Part of my motivation for quitting smoking was not wanting to be so dependant on any substance that I'd have to ever go to lengths worrying about avoiding being apart from that substance.

comparison does not compute.

Booze is not important enough to me to necessitate this type of planning. If I had to be without it for a while, meh, who cares. When I was a smoker, there were all kinds of times when I had to contemplate elaborate, time- and energy-wastey, and generally lame things just to make sure I could have a cigarette when i wanted one.

Anything that matters so much to you that it requires thinking about filling up large amounts of liquid for in secret containers = unfonzies up your good times.
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 04:26 pm »
Just how expensive are drinks on a cruise?
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 04:33 pm »
Part of my motivation for quitting smoking was not wanting to be so dependant on any substance that I'd have to ever go to lengths worrying about avoiding being apart from that substance.

comparison does not compute.

Booze is not important enough to me to necessitate this type of planning. If I had to be without it for a while, meh, who cares. When I was a smoker, there were all kinds of times when I had to contemplate elaborate, time- and energy-wastey, and generally lame things just to make sure I could have a cigarette when i wanted one.

Anything that matters so much to you that it requires thinking about filling up large amounts of liquid for in secret containers = unfonzies up your good times.

dude, we're talking about a freakin' cruise. A vacation. A floating party.
(also, both of my first two responses were meant to be humorous, not argumentative.)
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 04:36 pm »
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity but they've always worked for me.

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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2011, 05:00 pm »
Part of my motivation for quitting smoking was not wanting to be so dependant on any substance that I'd have to ever go to lengths worrying about avoiding being apart from that substance.

comparison does not compute.

Booze is not important enough to me to necessitate this type of planning. If I had to be without it for a while, meh, who cares. When I was a smoker, there were all kinds of times when I had to contemplate elaborate, time- and energy-wastey, and generally lame things just to make sure I could have a cigarette when i wanted one.

Anything that matters so much to you that it requires thinking about filling up large amounts of liquid for in secret containers = unfonzies up your good times.

dude, we're talking about a freakin' cruise. A vacation. A floating party.
(also, both of my first two responses were meant to be humorous, not argumentative.)

I just see the necessity of sneaking booze aboard a cruise ship as a way of avoiding the exorbitant cost of alcohol on a cruise ship as yet another reason to just avoid cruise ships altogether. 
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 05:08 pm »
Part of my motivation for quitting smoking was not wanting to be so dependant on any substance that I'd have to ever go to lengths worrying about avoiding being apart from that substance.

comparison does not compute.

Booze is not important enough to me to necessitate this type of planning. If I had to be without it for a while, meh, who cares. When I was a smoker, there were all kinds of times when I had to contemplate elaborate, time- and energy-wastey, and generally lame things just to make sure I could have a cigarette when i wanted one.

Anything that matters so much to you that it requires thinking about filling up large amounts of liquid for in secret containers = unfonzies up your good times.

dude, we're talking about a freakin' cruise. A vacation. A floating party.
(also, both of my first two responses were meant to be humorous, not argumentative.)

I just see the necessity of sneaking booze aboard a cruise ship as a way of avoiding the exorbitant cost of alcohol on a cruise ship as yet another reason to just avoid cruise ships altogether.

ding ding ding.
This is my take as well.
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2011, 05:16 pm »
Part of my motivation for quitting smoking was not wanting to be so dependant on any substance that I'd have to ever go to lengths worrying about avoiding being apart from that substance.

comparison does not compute.

Booze is not important enough to me to necessitate this type of planning. If I had to be without it for a while, meh, who cares. When I was a smoker, there were all kinds of times when I had to contemplate elaborate, time- and energy-wastey, and generally lame things just to make sure I could have a cigarette when i wanted one.

Anything that matters so much to you that it requires thinking about filling up large amounts of liquid for in secret containers = unfonzies up your good times.

dude, we're talking about a freakin' cruise. A vacation. A floating party.
(also, both of my first two responses were meant to be humorous, not argumentative.)

I just see the necessity of sneaking booze aboard a cruise ship as a way of avoiding the exorbitant cost of alcohol on a cruise ship as yet another reason to just avoid cruise ships altogether.
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Re: Using "Rum Runners" on a cruise
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2011, 05:18 pm »
Somebody I know recently went on one that stopped someplace cool nearly every day. I could handle that. Otherwise I'll just rent a condo on the beach.
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